A weird thing happened on my deer hunt in October.

Let me preface this story with some self-defense. I respect anybody’s distaste/dislike for hunting, but am mystified by those who eat slaughterhouse beef shot full of hormones then angrily judge my choice to shoot my own meat when possible.

Anyway, on this hunt I shot a very nice buck, but I’ve never seen one still in velvet that late in the season. Usually deer shed their velvet late summer, before the rut, and by the time hunting season rolls around, their antlers are completely devoid of any velvet. However, this buck was in full velvet, like it was still summer! We had never seen anything like that! At first, I thought “global warming – dang, if Al wasn’t right”! However, when I spoke to the taxidermist and asked if he knew what was going on, he had an interesting answer for me. Essentially, I shot a gay deer. His testicles never really…hmm…got busy, and he wasn’t at all interested in female deer. So his antlers never got the signal to shed, hence to rut and date the ladies.




I’m probably going to hear from GLAAD, aren’t I?

But meat is meat. I am a non-gender-biased cook! I have a freezer full of the best organic venison! Beautiful roasts, steaks, ground meat for all kinds of dishes, spicy jerky…the purest, healthiest protein available. The only thing better (to me) is fresh elk meat, but I didn’t fill my elk tag this year.



“Ol’ What’s His Name” has been hounding me to make a venison stew of some kind, something different than my usual chili. I love a potato soup, so I came up with this soupy stew. It’s definitely one of those stove-top concoctions that is best on a cold winter night, with warm biscuits and then baked apples for dessert. If you don’t have venison, ground beef would work just fine.

“Alternative Life-Style Venison Stew with Potatoes and Crispy Leeks”




6 large red potatoes, unpeeled, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 qt. beef stock (you may want to throw some salt in there, if the stock isn’t salty enough)
4 slices bacon, cut into ½ inch pieces
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 large leeks, washed well, trimmed and thinly sliced (white part only)
1 small box button mushrooms, sliced
1 pound ground venison (or ground beef)
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1/2 teaspoon rubbed sage
1 teaspoon salt (or more…venison needs salt!)
½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 cup whipping cream


1. Place cut potatoes and beef stock into large stock pot. Bring to boil then lower heat slightly and simmer until potatoes are fork tender, about 20 minutes.
2. Meanwhile, while potatoes are cooking, heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add bacon and sauté, stirring often, until bacon is crispy. Remove with slotted spoon to paper towels to drain.
3. Add olive oil to skillet and then add leeks. Sauté, stirring often until leeks are just turning brown and starting to crisp. Stir in the mushrooms and continue sautéing until mushrooms are just brown on edges. Remove leeks/mushrooms to plate, cover with foil to keep warm.
4. Add venison to skillet, crumbling with wooden spoon and sauté until meat is well-browned all over. Add the allspice and sage, stir. Add vegetables back into skillet, along with the crispy bacon, and stir to combine. Cook until potatoes are tender, and then add meat and vegetables to stockpot.
5. Bring soup to simmer, add salt and pepper and correct seasonings if necessary. Add cream and continue to cook until soup is back to simmer.
6. Ladle into bowls and serve immediately.


"Say, honey, gay deer isn't half bad!"

"Wild Burros, Chicken Livers, and Broccoli Soup"

Ol' "What's-his-name" and I have been wanting to have a fun over-night trip for just the two of us since before the holidays. Schedules have been hectic, so rather than schedule yet another thing to do, we agreed that one morning we'll just wake up and do it! Something totally spontaneous! We tried many times, but it was always, "oh, I have this", or "oh, I can't get out of work", or something. So finally, yesterday, all the planets aligned, and it was that day! We knew we didn't want some elaborate trip that required a plane, too much driving, or clothes that needed to be dry-cleaned. We wanted to wear jeans, sweatshirts, take at least one good hike, and not make any reservations. Just wing it!

Seemed a little daunting, until we pulled out our trusty (and crusty) Arizona road map. We decided to go south, out of the snow and cold. But we didn't want to go near Phoenix, because we go down there all the time. So we found a road, neither one of us have been on...the Castle Hot Springs Road, northwest of Phoenix. It takes you through a remarkably beautiful desert canyon, and drives by the famous (but closed) Castle Hot Springs Resort. There was water running in the creeks (such a rarity!) and the temperture was perfect. We came upon three little wild burros, just hanging out in a wash. Wild burros are indigenous to this part of the southwest, and it's hard to find them...they are elusive little guys. They wouldn't let me get any closer than the above picture, but we spent several minutes all staring at one another. Further down the road, we took a long hike down a canyon, hopping over boulders and waterholes....just one of those perfect days that just happens out of no planning and no expectations.

We end up in Wickenburg...a fun western town west of Phoenix....and got a very reasonable room at a 61 year old Best Western. It was dated for sure, but comfortable and right in the middle of town. We had a great Mexican food dinner at a restaurant we walked to and slept like little burros tucked into our bed, tuckered out from the hike. In the morning, we tried out the very small, and very good local breakfast cafe recommended by our waitress from the night before...and "what's-his-name" had a chicken liver omelet that was really really good! I was not down with the whole idea of liver and eggs, but it was delicious. I, of course, had the truck driver's special...sausages, eggs, biscuits and gravy...I think my arteries seized up right there and then. I LOVE local diners. Especially ones that have old pictures of Roy Rogers on the wall, and waitresses named "Dot".

We drove on home and feeling still stuffed with chicken livers and about 5 pounds of gravy, I decided to make a healthy and light soup out of whatever I would find in the refrigerator...which was green onions, broccoli, and a few mushrooms. And an almost expired bottle of heavy cream (well, there goes the healthy soup idea!)...what I came up with was surprising...like finding a charming little burro in the middle of nowhere! I loved this soup! I couldn't wait to write it down and post it. The amounts might be off, but just adjust to what looks right to you. I didn't take a pic, didn't think it would be .jpg worthy! But, it's dang good!

Cream of Broccoli and Green Onion Soup with Pan Roasted Mushrooms

Serves 2, very generously

1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 ½ cup sliced mushrooms (more or less)
3 cups of chopped broccoli (florets and peel stem)
3 cups of chicken stock (and add water to cover broccoli, if necessary)
3 green onions, chopped
1 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon brandy
1 teaspoon fresh thyme leaves
Salt and pepper to taste

1. Heat a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the butter and olive oil and swirl pan to coat. Add mushrooms and sauté, turning once, until mushrooms are golden brown. Remove from heat.
2. Place the broccoli and chicken stock (and water if necessary) into medium-sized, heavy saucepan. Bring to boil, lower heat to simmer and cook broccoli until fork tender, about 8 minutes.
3. Using an immersion blender, or using conventional blender, add broccoli and liquid, 2/3’s of the chopped onions, and puree until smooth. Return to saucepan.
4. Place saucepan over medium heat and bring back to simmer. Add cream and brandy. Simmer for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add mushrooms and thyme and stir. Taste and add salt and pepper as desired.
5. Ladle into deep bowls and garnish with remaining green onions.

Unplanned surprises....the very best!